Good morning Lovelies!!
If you are unfamiliar with Not Always Right and you’ve worked in the service industry, I encourage you to visit the site daily and enjoy the fact that you are not alone if you have a frustrating customer. 😉
And if you’re LGBT you can appreciate this little gem:
Casting The First Stone Cold Glare
(I am visiting two good Jewish friends. They are gay men and engaged. We’re at a coffee shop for breakfast.)
Friend #1: *holding Friend #2′s hand* “Hey [Friend #2], what do you want?”
Friend #2: “[Store Brand Drink], babe.”
Customer #1: *spies them holding hands* “You should be ashamed of acting like that in public! There are children and God-fearing people in here! Couple of sick f**s…”
Friend #1: “We’re not f**s. We’re gay. Last time I checked, we’re not cigarettes or bundles of twigs.”
Customer #1: “You’re going to Hell for being a couple of sinners! You’re going to burn!”
Friend #2: “So what are you drinking, [My Name]?”
Me: “[Store Brand Drink], please!”
Friend #2: *to Customer #1* “What about you, mister? What are you drinking?”
Customer #1: *splutters* “I am not accepting charity from some dirty, sick homosexual!”
Friend #1: “If your Jesus was brave enough to dine with prostitutes, the least you could do is accept our ‘charity.’”
Customer #1: “F*** you!”
Friend #1 & #2: *deadpan* “No, thanks. You’re not my type.”
Customer #1: *screams* “This whole place is going to Hell!” *storms out*
Customer #2: *starts clapping* “That… was… AWESOME! Please, let me pay for your order!”
Me: “Nah, thanks. I’ll get it for them.”
Manager: “No, you won’t. This order is on the house!”
The Pink Triangle Cafe 